Best man jokes for weddings in May-2013

Browse below for timely and topical material in ready-to-use best man speech form. A last minute addition to your script that connects a news story that has only just broken to a wedding day theme will show the audience just how razor sharp, witty and informed you are.

Displaying 5 topical best man speech jokes

  1. And so, today, we say goodbye to (Groom's) bachelorhood, which like HMS Ark Royal had seen better days and was struggling to relive past glories, thankfully for (Groom) though he's now happily married rather than being broken up in a Turkish scrap yard.

  2. (Groom) is, of course, over the moon that Denmark won Eurovision, as he is a big fan of their pastries and bacon.

  3. So (Groom) is getting married as Rod Stewart is once again number 1 in the album chart, I guess, in answer to the question "Do you think I'm sexy?", (Bride) has unbelievably said "Yes". Let's hope that their marriage is plain "Sailing" and they are happy for a long "Time".

  4. I'm not saying that (Groom) is a bit of a geek but he arranged the wedding for after the release of the new Star Trek film and he describes his marriage to (Bride) as "boldly going where no man has gone before".

  5. And here we are again, one week after Wigan make footballing history by defeating Premier League giants Manchester City in the FA Cup, another no-hoper does astonishingly well.