Best man jokes for weddings in Aug-2013

Browse below for timely and topical material in ready-to-use best man speech form. A last minute addition to your script that connects a news story that has only just broken to a wedding day theme will show the audience just how razor sharp, witty and informed you are.

Displaying 4 topical best man speech jokes

  1. (For weddings August 15)
    It's appropriate that I should be giving this Best Man's speech today, as on this day back in 1848 the dental chair was patented by M. Waldo Hanchett, another thing which makes me nervous, sweaty and hoping that everything comes out of my mouth okay.

  2. So, how to describe my friends the Bride and Groom? Well, they both remind me of Gibraltar. (Bride) is a rock, dependable, has been fought over many times and is desired by many. (Groom) scratches himself like an ape.

  3. (For weddings August 10)
    On August the 10th, 2003, a Russian woman Ekaterina Dmitriev got married to her cosmonaut fiance Yuri Malenchenko while he was orbiting the Earth in the international space station. They asked Yuri what he thought about being the first man to get married in space, but apparently, all he could think about was re-entry.

  4. (Cowes week 3rd-10th August)
    Today's wedding coincides with Cowes Week, which is actually a sailing regatta NOT the week when (Groom's) ex-girlfriends get together.