Best man jokes for weddings in March

Browse below for timely and topical material in ready-to-use best man speech form. A last minute addition to your script that connects a news story that has only just broken to a wedding day theme will show the audience just how razor sharp, witty and informed you are.

Displaying 4 topical best man speech jokes

  1. For weddings March 1

    (Start of lent)
    Of course, it would be remiss of me not to mention that today, as well as being a very special day for (Groom) and (Bride), is a special day for millions of Christians around the world. They all thought (Groom) was gay.

  2. For weddings March 17

    I think it’s fitting that (Bride) and (Groom) have married the same week of St. Patrick’s Day – a day of celebration, festivities and enjoyment. And (Groom), once I’ve submitted my timesheets and expenses for this... you’re going to need that pot-of-gold!

  3. For weddings March 26

    Just a reminder to the bride and groom, remember that tonight the clocks go forward, so, unfortunately for the happy couple you'll get an hour less in bed.

  4. For weddings March 21 - May 31

    I can’t think of a better setting than spring for a wedding. Being surrounded by the new flora and fauna makes this the most fitting time for a couple to begin their own journey together.