Icebreaker for a bald best man

Hello everyone. The brief that Paul gave me for this speech was ‘be amusing and dazzle them with your wit’. The trouble is, I'm not that funny so the best I can do is dazzle you with the light that reflects off my head.

The great advantage of being bald on a day like today is that, when the photographer calls for a wedding shot, all I have to do is straighten my tie.