Icebreaker for a large best man

Hi I’m Greg – and I wish to extend a warm welcome to each one of you tonight. I hope you like these wedding suits. To make sure I would be able to fit into mine I’ve been watching my weight. As you can see I’ve had it right out in front of me where I can see it best.

Hi I’m Greg – and my role today is to make Jim look slimmer. It’s not that I don’t stay in shape. It’s just that this week’s shape is a barrel of beer.