Icebreaker for a nervous best man

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. I would first like to thank you all for coming today and helping to make Paul and Linda's wedding such a memorable and special occasion. Personally, I wish you'd all stayed at home and relieved me of my pre-public speaking anxiety.

Good evening - My name is Jason and despite my inability to speak or read well in public, Paul has chosen me to be his best man. And I thought marrying Linda meant Paul was starting to make good decisions in his life.