Second time as best man

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I’d like to point out that the last time I did a wedding speech the audience enjoyed it so much that when I sat down, they said it was the best thing I’d ever done.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the second time I’ve been a best man. I hope I did a good job that time. The couple in question are at least still talking to me. Unfortunately, they’re not actually talking to each other … but I’m sure that had absolutely nothing to do with me. Apparently, Judith new Alexander had slept with her younger sister before I mentioned it in my speech. The fact that he slept with her mother came as a surprise.