Preparing the speech

Paul specifically asked me to refrain from mentioning any past girlfriends during this speech. Sadly, that cut the speech short by a good 15 seconds, but he's the man of the day, and I respected his wishes.

When it came to writing this speech I wasn’t short of material. Although most of it I’ve had to edit, throw away, burn or hand over to the police to help them with their enquiries. So this is what’s left over.