Scottish dress

Just in case the bridesmaids were wondering, nothing is worn under my kilt – in fact, I’d go a step further and say everything is in perfect working order.

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I have been told to keep this brief. So, in view of what I’m wearing, I’ve prepared what could be termed the kilt version of the speech. Short enough to keep it interesting, but long enough to cover the important bits… or in my case, the dusty bits.