Bridesmaids

I would like to draw your attention to the bridesmaids, who look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'

Paul’s a great friend and always looking out for me. I mean, the reason he choose me as best man was to improve my chances with the bridesmaids. He also instructed me not to speak for more than three minutes - so you see, he’s looking after your interests too.