Wedding cost

Clearly, no expense has been spared to give Linda the wedding she wanted. I can inform the hotel manager that Paul always honours his debts … every month, he awards a trophy to the creditor who’s been waiting around the longest.

Before I begin, the hotel manager has asked me to ensure that all the aisles and fire exits are kept clear throughout the reception. There’s a medical team waiting outside the building, and we need to give them a clear run when Paul is presented with the final bill. But it will take more than morphine and laughing gas to open that wallet.