Best man jokes for weddings in March

Browse below for timely and topical material in ready-to-use best man speech form. A last minute addition to your script that connects a news story that has only just broken to a wedding day theme will show the audience just how razor sharp, witty and informed you are.

Displaying 6 topical best man speech jokes

  1. For weddings March 2

    Today's wedding reminded me of the Oscars - the fabulous dresses, the sumptuous catering and the dodgy speeches. And at the end of the day, (Bride) gets her hands on a very famous and much-coveted little man…

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  2. For weddings March 2

    Ladies and gentlemen, I had originally intended to just say a few words. But before dinner was served the groom took my speech, re wrote it and left me with this version that’s more fitting for last weekend's Oscar ceremony.

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  3. For weddings March 2

    Ladies and gentlemen, I shall try to be brief. I do have a habit of rambling with my speeches, so you might feel like you've walked into the Oscar ceremony by mistake, but please try to relax and bear with me. If it's helps, loosen your top button. Only your own please, sir – it's not that kind of party.

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  4. For weddings March 17

    I think it’s fitting that (Bride) and (Groom) have married the same week of St. Patrick’s Day – a day of celebration, festivities and enjoyment. And (Groom), once I’ve submitted my timesheets and expenses for this... you’re going to need that pot-of-gold!

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  5. For weddings March 29

    Just a reminder to the bride and groom, remember that tonight the clocks go forward, so, unfortunately for the happy couple you'll get an hour less in bed.

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  6. For weddings March 21 - May 31

    I can’t think of a better setting than spring for a wedding. Being surrounded by the new flora and fauna makes this the most fitting time for a couple to begin their own journey together.

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