Computer games

I cannot imagine how Paul feels today. How does the first day of the rest of your life manifest itself for a man whose experience of reality is that unpleasant pause while the Xbox loads the next game?

Linda, I’m sure you realize that you aren’t the only love in Paul’s life. He has a British mistress. She’s tall, strong, gorgeous, and an expert marksman. She also listens to every command Paul gives her. If Lara Croft could actually walk out of the TV, you may have had a bit of competition on your hands.