Cricket

Paul’s been playing cricket ever since he was a schoolboy. And ok, so he’s not the greatest batsman around, he’s an inconsistent bowler, and he’s not too magnanimous in victory, but he’s a good fielder….or at least he would be if he could catch properly!

Paul's sporting prowess is legendary. In the school cricket team, for instance, he single-handedly rewrote the record books by claiming the record for shortest time in bat, most catches dropped and most wides bowled in an over.