Excellent cook

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  1. Some of you don’t know this, but Paul is a genius in the kitchen. (He claims to be a genius in the bedroom too, but this is just hearsay). Yeah, Paul is an awesome chef. Now to link Paul’s talent and this beautiful occasion, it would be appropriate for me to deliver some kind of analogy about measures of love and dashes of respect – but I’m no poet so I’m just going say this: Paul, we needed you in goal when you were indoors making fairy cakes with your mummy!

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