Humour for a single best man

I'm a bachelor myself, so I'm not well-placed to wax lyrical on the joys of married life - but it seems that neither are many husbands. Seriously, however, I have done some research on this issue and it seems that most of the married men I talked to agreed that the main difference between married and single life is that single men don't have to leave a party just when they are beginning to have a good time.

Incidentally, for those who don't know, I'm not actually married myself. I just look this way because I've been ill recently. But even illness couldn't keep me away from being Paul's best man today.