Marriage observations

At some point in this speech I am expected to say something profound and inspiring about marriage. As I’m probably not the best qualified to do this, I’ll use an analogy of something I do understand…….football. Marriage should be like supporting a football team: sometimes happy, sometimes sad, but always exciting for about an hour and a half on Saturday!

It can be said that a bride’s attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up by three words associated with weddings: Aisle, altar, hymn.