Remark about the disco

For those of you itching to stretch your legs, the disco will start shortly after the final toast. Which reminds me, twenty six years ago Paul was told by a doctor that he would never dance properly again. When the music starts, you’ll see exactly what that Doctor was talking about.

Paul’s never been a graceful dancer. The tragedy of tonight is that we will all have to sit through at least one last dance before Paul finally hangs up his dancing shoes. I sincerely hope Linda, for your sake, that Paul’s rhythm on the dance floor does not extend to the bedroom.