How long you’ve known groom

Paul and I have been great mates for a long time now, and inevitably we've shared many things over the years: football boots; a flat; my driving license when Paul didn't have one... and now, a top table. Who'd have thought it?

Paul is a brilliant bloke and I’d like to thank him for the fifteen years of friendship that he has given me. I know we’ve known each other for twenty years, but we tend not to count the five years he spent in jail.