Being great mates

I think it’s fair to say that Paul and I were drawn together by our mutual laziness. We both like nothing more than to be sat in front of the TV watching a game with a crate of Stella and a pizza. The thought of spending hours getting dressed up just so we can go and meet a few mates seems like a complete waste of time. So we hope you all appreciate the effort we’ve gone to today.

Paul and I have a very civilized relationship. Since we met, four years ago, we have never fought over anything as our many disagreements haven’t been worth fighting over.