Engineer

Paul and I both studied Engineering in college. However, to call Paul an engineer is like calling Michelangelo a decorator. He’s unfettered by ability, unhindered by style, unimpeded by talent - this man is above professionalism. He is in a category of his own. Or perhaps he’s just crap.

Paul was always taking things apart when he was younger - particularly computers. And having decided that amateur destruction wasn't enough, he went to university to get a degree in software engineering. Now, with all that higher education, if you have a computer that isn't quite working right, just drop it into Paul and he'll break it professionally.