Estate agent
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Linda, earlier today you were given a rare opportunity to purchase this larger than average, well presented and practical, two legged heterosexual bloke. Situated over there and located within approximately five minutes of total embarrassment. I offered this chap in good decorative order with an assurance that he had been well maintained by the present owners, Mr and Mrs Wilson. The benefits included: Cheesy wit and matching stilton grin with great potential to remould in a style of your choosing! And I’m pleased to say, you seized the opportunity.
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I first met Paul at School nearly 20 years ago. If I remember correctly, even at that early age Paul was a sharp dresser with hair preened to perfection and had an unhealthy obsession with gold jewellery. It could mean only one thing, Paul was already becoming an ESTATE AGENT.