Butcher

Paul didn’t think of the dating implications when he chose his career as a butcher. Bloody clothes, dead carcasses, an extensive collection of knives. Paul, you are a butcher, right? I’m just saying, I could see why some women might be cautious.

Paul is an extremely efficient butcher and I’ve only known him once to get behind in his orders … and that was when he backed into the bacon slicer.