Humorous closing lines

It was Frederick Nietzsche who once said: “It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” That’s why, as Paul’s best friend, I’ll be moving in with the happy couple straight after the honeymoon.

They say it takes 10,000 hours to be good at something, whether that be painting, karate or playing the banjo. I imagine the same goes for a romantic union, so while you're off to a good start already, you'll be much better at this marriage lark in 416.667 days. That's approximately quarter past two on Friday the 4th of June 2020.

Marriage is about loving someone when they don't love themselves. It's about believing in someone when they don't believe in themselves. It is about respecting someone when they don't respect themselves. And in John's case, it's about washing someone when they refuse to wash themselves.