Amusing friendship reminisces

My first impressions of Paul? I wondered why this man in tails and a top hat had stopped me in the street and was begging me to be his best man.

I was trying to write something nice about how Jack and I met last week but I honestly couldn't think of anything. My wife said to me 'What were your first impressions?'. I replied, 'Mine was Chris Eubank and his was Stephen Hawking.' To be fair to the lad, he got his robot voice down to a tee.

Joe and I met at high school. I'll never forget the first time I saw him in our form room. Fat, spotty, bad hair, braces and no social skills whatsoever. It was like looking in a mirror. So much in common.