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I’m sure this date today will stick in the minds of all of us for some time to come. The first time we ever saw Paul looking presentable.

How nice to start off February with a wedding. You know what they say, pinch punch, first of the month. Incidentally, a pinch and a punch are the punishments I've received from Laura's mum during the dodgy parts of this speech. I shudder to think what's next.

I for one will remember today for as long as I live, because Frank and I have made a promise to remember each other's anniversaries. If I forget to remember his, he'll forget to remind me to remember mine, and then we're both knackered.