Bride & groom’s horoscope

As you folks may or may not know, Paul is a Scorpio and Linda is a Pisces. So in preparation for today I went to an astrologist to see what would happen when a Scorpio and a Pisces entered into holy matrimony. The Pisces, Linda, will offer the Scorpio compassion and sympathy. The Scorpio, Paul, will offer the Pisces commitment and stability. I’ve never really felt I understood this astrology stuff. But I do know that Sony are promising to reduce the price of their Playstation 3 this week, so there could never be a better time to stay indoors with the lights off and shutters down.

So what does the future hold for the happy couple? Is it really written in the stars? Well, I had a look. Linda, your ruling star is Venus. This forecasts you to have a spectacular start to the summer for your love life. With house moves a distinct possibility. Paul, your Venus is moving into Uranus. This forecasts major jobs around the home requiring concerted efforts being best left until after August. Or when ever is convenient.