Broad wisecrack

In preparing a speech like this it’s often useful to talk to the subject’s siblings who will have a different perspective on the star of the day. But Paul’s an only child… his parents decided to stop while they still outnumbered him!

The pre-Linda version of Paul Wilson is not actually that different to the present version – he is still often described as being conceited, somewhat selfish, arrogant and, on the whole, pretty insensitive. And let's face it – his mother should know.