Facebook/Twitter obsessed

Paul and Linda, you’ve walked down the aisle, you’ve said your ‘I dos’ and you’ve signed a register – there’s only one other thing needed to confirm that you’re married! Update your Facebook status!

Paul, I do have to wonder how seriously you’re taking this whole wedding. As an avid follower of your Twitter account, I’m disconcerted to see you haven’t bothered to Tweet once today! Not even a ‘Hashtag Got Her!’