Wedding location

Wedding location: Overseas
I would like to start by saying what a pleasure it is to welcome, on this very happy day, all relatives and friends of both families. The fact we have all travelled such long distances to be here is a testament to the kind of people Paul and Linda are. Expensive.

Wedding location: Hot climate
It gives me enormous pleasure and pride to be here today, although I am slightly unprepared for this heat; when Paul told me the wedding was to be held in his favourite place in the world, I assumed he was talking about the snooker room in the Coach & Horses pub, not this beautiful resort.