Groom was your best man

It's a real honor to be Paul's best man, although it’s really terrifying. The only reason I agreed to get up here today in front of you is for payback. You see, Paul was the best man at my wedding, so I owe him a few shots.

Tonight I am primarily here to return a favor. When I got married last year, Jack took the occasion to deliver a truly heartwarming, not-a-dry-eye-in-the-house, Hallmark-caliber Best Man speech. So poignant were his words that I am fairly certain, were it not for the radiant Jill on his arm that night, he would have been trampled by every single Jewish woman in the tri-state area over the age of 55. Word travels fast in our community.