Two best men
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I'd like to think that Paul chose Scott and me to be joint best men so that we could both be by his side on his wedding day. But Scott reckons Paul only picked us for the wedding photos. Me so that he'd look slimmer and Scott so he'd look taller.
For those of you that are wondering why there are two best men standing up here, it’s perfectly simple. Paul wanted to appoint a best man for the occasion, but sadly couldn’t find one, so he got two barely competent ones instead.