best man speech

Get ‘em laughing with a relationship roast


	The impact they have had on each other

	What makes them the perfect couple

	How well suited they are to each other

	Made-up observations

	Groom’s aspirations for married life

	The bride could do better

	Initial thoughts about the bride

	What they really see in each other

	What they've gotten themselves in to

	Reaction to their engagement

Get ‘em laughing with a relationship roast / What they really see in each other

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1		As I stand here today, it seems to me that one of Freud’s inquiries has been answered: ‘The great question is, what does a woman want?’ Well, it’s quite clear from Linda’s point of view that women want a soccer playing, injury prone, chimney sweep who looks like Donald Trump and won’t share his Playstation.
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2		What I think Linda likes best about Paul is that he’s utterly undeterred by failure.
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