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| Get ‘em laughing with a relationship roast / Reaction to their engagement |
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When I first heard you two were engaged, I was bummed that this may be the end to football Sundays at Matt’s apartment. But I quickly realized that I would gladly sacrifice wings and pigskin to see my oldest and dearest friend achieve this most excellent form of happiness. You two have a love for each other that is evident in everything you do. And I have never seen Matt happier than when he’s with you. |
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When Hank told me Cynthia had agreed to marry him my immediate reaction was to ask if there were any firearms involved. “No,” he said. Hypnosis, I wondered. No, apparently she was in sound mind and implausibly wanted to marry him as much as he wanted to marry her. |
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