Childhood friend

The groom and I have known each other a long time, close to 20 years. We met at school and have been friends ever since. So, for those of you on the Bride's side who are just getting to know him, here is some advice. Never let him date a member of your family.

Good evening and thank you for coming. I’m Brian, Sean’s friend from way back when we were both “knee high to a grasshopper.” At one time we were these scrawny little brats. I know, it’s shocking how we’ve grown up to be the strapping handsome devils that stand before you today.