College sweethearts

How Paul actually graduated college with a viable degree is still under investigation by most of his professors. But clearly the most important thing that Paul got out of those four years, along with his ability to bluff his way through any situation, is his gorgeous new wife. In fact, I think no one would disagree that Paul put considerably more effort into winning Linda than anything he ever did in college, and anything he has ever done since.

College was clearly somewhere fate had intended Paul to go, as he met Linda a few weeks into his first semester. I’m told that their eyes met across a crowded bar, he gazing at her, she gazing back through the bottom of her pint glass. Then she realized she’d already put her glass down, and that’s what he actually looked like.