Groom’s cousin

Jonathan, thank you for choosing me as your best man. We grew up together and have shared some wonderful memories. With so many cousins in our tight-knit pack, I'm truly flattered you have chosen me for this honorary role.

Our Grandma Doris has now made it to every one of her grandchildren’s weddings, and she asked me to say something that has never been mentioned at any of them. So, Ray, from Grandma Doris: don’t think that getting married means you never have to call again. Is a five minute conversation, once or twice a week, going to distract you from your marital bliss? Also Grandma says you’re still going to have to put up with her lipstick smudge on your cheek even if you are married.