function ChangeLable(template) {
	if (template == 15){
	var newlable = "Groom's Achievements"; 
	var newcopy = "A comical speech from a best man who immediately sets out his stall by announcing that rather than recite embarrassing tales from the bridegroom's past he will instead talk only of the bridegroom's achievements - which provide plenty of opportunity to put the groom down!";
	var newsample = "'Without doubt Paul's greatest achievement is marrying Linda, who looks absolutely stunning today. You've done extremely well Paul, you've found someone who's beautiful, charming, intelligent… and works for the local council and that's got to have its uses if you know what I mean. And Linda, you've found Paul Wilson. Whoever said marriages had to start out balanced!'";
	}
	
	if (template == 27) {
	var newlable = "Mr Man"; 
	var newcopy = "A clever approach where the put-downs centre around the character from the Mr Men series that the groom most resembles.";
	var newsample = "'As a child, Paul's favourite pass time was reading Mr Men books. If you know Paul well, you should be able to guess which Mr Man he most takes after now, and its not Mr Messy, Mr Bump or Mr FatBloater. For those of you on Linda's side, I'll give you a couple of clues. Think of the Mr Man who after five pints of Stella…'";
	}
	
	if (template == 23) {
	var newlable = "The Wedding Guests"; 
	var newcopy = "An intelligent speech where the best man makes observations about the wedding guests as a way of leading into stories about the bridegroom's interests and past.";
	var newsample = "'If you look around this room you'll see there are guests here from all around the world. Paul has made a lot of international friends, and presumably they are all now part of his pyramid scheme. Nobody travels as widely as this man, Paris, New York, Moscow. In fact, last Friday when I went to meet him at Heathrow…'";
	}
	
	if (template == 12) {
	var newlable = "Admiration for the Groom"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man talks about his fondness of the bridegroom and lists the qualities he admires most in him. Double meaning and irony make this a humorous approach to take.";
	var newsample = "'I am slightly bothered with the title of 'best man'. If I'm the best man, why is Linda marrying Paul? So I'm just happy saying that I am a pretty good man, because today Paul is the best man. And he's a man I admire for the following reasons: 1. His generous nature - what with him donating his body to science when he started at Exeter University, and preserving it in alcohol the entire time he was there.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 13) {
	var newlable = "Advice for the Bridegroom"; 
	var newcopy = "This format is ideal for a best man who has very little to say about the bridegroom. Rather than retell anecdotes from the bridegroom's past, the best man offers humorous advice on how to ensure a happy marriage.";
	var newsample = "'Paul, now that you are married, your level of domesticity needs to greatly improve. You must find where the kitchen is and learn what the various mysterious objects contained within it actually do. And unlike when we lived together, you're going to have to transfer food onto dishes instead of eating your dinner straight out of the saucepan - and wash up after meals instead of putting all the things in together at the end of the week… when you take your bath.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 16) {
	var newlable = "Groom's Attributes"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man is instructed not to mention the bridegroom's shady past and to talk only of his positive attributes - which he does with comic effect!";
	var newsample = "'It's commitment that got Paul this far (that and maybe stalking) and it's surely the one quality that he has in abundance. For the last six years Paul and I have played for the same football team and during that time Paul hasn't missed a single game. What position he plays depends on how good a turnout we get. If we get a full compliment he plays left back or right back, that's left back in the changing rooms or right back behind the goal.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 20) {
	var newlable = "Goals in Life"; 
	var newcopy = "To understand how the bridegroom arrived at this point (his wedding) the best man analyses his early goals in life. With this template, there are plenty of opportunities to tease the bridegroom.";
	var newsample = "'At school, Paul's number one goal was to play for the cricket team - which he did. In fact, his cricketing prowess was legendary and he single-handedly rewrote the school record books - shortest time in bat, most catches dropped and most wides bowled in an over. The list is endless.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 18) {
	var newlable = "Groom's Diary"; 
	var newcopy = "To give the guests an idea of the events that led up to the wedding day, the best man reads aloud fictional passages from the bridegroom's diary. An extremely versatile template with plenty of scope to put the groom down.";
	var newsample = "'December 7th 2001 - I proposed to Linda today. She accepted, but only after criticising my way of kneeling. This is one of the happiest days of my life. Unfortunately, I can't see much because I've been crying like a little girl. July 21st 2001 - It's my stag night tomorrow. Jason wants to take me to Preston. But I don't think they have a lap dance club in Preston.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 29) {
	var newlable = "Instructions from the Bride"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man reads out fictional instructions he received from the bride on how to perform his wedding day role. The instructions provide a comical insight into the bridegroom's character.";
	var newsample = "'As for my speech, I can tell you that Linda wasn't the only one feeling slightly uncomfortable at the prospect of what I might say. Paul has, in fact, asked me to steer well clear of the following list of contentious subjects: The stag night - that took place in Bournemouth, although Paul might well have decided to go to Lapland instead.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 17) {
	var newlable = "Best Man's Checklist"; 
	var newcopy = "The speech is centered around the various tasks the best man must undertake to ensure the bridegroom is prepared for his wedding day. The description of each task provides an opportunity to roast the bridegroom.";
	var newsample = "'In my capacity as best man I was horrified to learn that I am expected to help the groom dress. I decided to skip this job. Paul is 28 years old, after all - and, as you can see, he's just about learnt to do it for himself now.  I'm just amazed he's chosen an appropriate outfit to wear, because he's not renowned for his fashion sense. I was equally amazed a few years ago, when I discovered that Paul is not, in fact, colour blind. To quote his boss, 'Paul wears extremely colourful clothing for a man still living as a heterosexual.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 22) {
	var newlable = "Happy Couples Romance"; 
	var newcopy = "Ideal for a best man who has very little to say about the bridegroom. Perhaps, the bridegroom has a shady past or has been married before, in which case it's better not to produce a personal speech about him. Here, the best man provides a light-hearted take on the bride and groom's romance.";
	var newsample = "'Paul and Linda met five years ago in a very, very romantic location - the Hippodrome nightclub in Exeter. This place was renowned for being the hangout of drunken wide boys and white stiletto girls, so it was pure coincidence that they met on that fateful night.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 19) {
	var newlable = "Best Man's Duties"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man explains his wedding duties, subtly linking in material about the bridegroom's character traits, interests and past.";
	var newsample = "'My second duty was to get Paul to the church on time. Not an easy task, particularly since Linda's nickname for Paul is 'Everlast' - not for his bedroom skills, but for his time keeping.  We have GMT, we have BST, but is anyone here familiar with PWT? Well, Paul Wilson Time runs about 40 minutes behind either GMT or BST. But despite this, I suppose he does have a knack of being in the right place at the right time - if he didn't, he wouldn't have met Linda who I must say looks absolutely stunning today.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 21) {
	var newlable = "Bridegroom's Passions"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man sets about explaining the bridegroom's passions in life, as a way of encouraging the bride's family to appreciate the worth of their new son-in-law.";
	var newsample = "'In recent weeks, Paul's single passion has been to provide Linda with the wedding she's always dreamed - and he's spared no expense. I mean, just look at this venue. I can well understand why they decided this was the place to get married - packed full of history and romance. In fact, right in the corner of the Keep there's an old underground escape passage that takes you right out of the castle… its true! It's the corner Linda was repeatedly glancing at during the ceremony.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 24) {
	var newlable = "Wedding Behaviour"; 
	var newcopy = "As a quirky way of dishing the dirt, the best man provides a run down of odd behaviour from the groom that the wedding guests should be on the look out for.";
	var newsample = "'4. Vanishing into thin air - there could be three reasons for this. He's snuck off to watch his beloved Swindon's first home game of the season. It's his round at the bar. Or, he's discovered there's a Science Fiction Film convention taking place in the other function room.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 3) {
	var newlable = "Singling out a Groom Trait"; 
	var newcopy = "Throughout the speech the best man continually refers back to one particular aspect of the bridegroom.";
	var newsample = "'Enough about the wedding, I really should grasp this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to reveal to you all Paul's past misdemeanours. Unfortunately, I have played a part in most of these incriminating events and I really don't want to tarnish my impeccable reputation. So instead, I'll keep things very short by talking about Paul's one and only weakness - an inability to wipe his own arse!'";
	}
	
	if (template == 28) {
	var newlable = "Investigating Bridegroom's Past"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man explains the lengths he went to in researching the bridegroom's past revealing funny stories along the way.";
	var newsample = "'But unlike many of the best men you've probably encountered over the years - who were either old school friends or childhood friends of the groom - Paul and I actually met about six years ago. So not knowing an awful lot about his past, I made enquiries - at his local police station. I thought that would be a good place to start digging for dirt. But they had nothing to say… except that he was the perfect guest whenever he stayed over.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 5) {
	var newlable = "Preparing the Speech"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man explains how he prepared the speech, revealing some interesting facts about the bridegroom's past along the way.";
	var newsample = "'In preparation for this speech, and yes this was prepared, I asked Paul and Linda for a complete list of everyone present, broken down by age and sex. But, looking round, I can't see anyone who isn't. What an excellent venue this is though, and seeing these two families together is an interesting experience. I can certainly see where Linda got her brains and good looks from, and Paul his limitless capacity to eat and drink.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 14) {
	var newlable = "Aspirations for Married life"; 
	var newcopy = "A humorous and informative speech where the best man talks about what the bridegroom expects from married life.";
	var newsample = "'Paul also said that he wanted to be a model husband, a model citizen and a model lover. Being the naive chap that I am, I looked up 'model' in the dictionary, and found it to be 'a small, miniature replica of the real thing'.";
	}
	
	if (template == 26) {
	var newlable = "Significant Dates"; 
	var newcopy = "This is an excellent template if the bridegroom doesn't provide you with any obvious character traits or embarrassing episodes to speak about. The best man presents humorous links to historical events and famous people that share the same anniversary as the bridegroom.";
	var newsample = "'I discovered that's it's customary for a best man's speech to contain a history lesson involving some major event that took place on the day of the wedding. Although not a major event or a memorable event, I did find it amusing that on this day, back in 1976, the first ever team from the then 'Beaser Homes League' qualified for the 5th round of the FA cup. And here we are again, 27 years later, another no-hoper having done astonishingly well.'";
	}
	
	if (template == 37) {
	var newlable = "Why Marry Groom?"; 
	var newcopy = "The best man lists the virtues of the bridegroom in an attempt to explain why the bride has made a good choice of husband.";
	var newsample = "'Another reason to marry Paul is that he's very caring - especially about his appearance. It's easy to see from today that Paul, impeccably dressed, has always been an image-conscious sort of guy. You know, he once admitted to me that his favourite forms of entertainment were TV, Playstation and mirrors - in reverse order.'";
	}
	
	
	
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function ChangeLine(line) {
if (line == 312){
var newtitle = "Please-all icebreaker"; 
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var newexample = "Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Before I start, let me just say that the formative years I spent in the company of the groom means that he had as much of a part in developing my sense of humour as anyone. So, although I have tried to make this speech as funny as possible, please blame Paul if it's not.";
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if (line == 304) {
var newtitle = "Laddish icebraker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 66 examples";
var newexample = "Ladies and gentlemen, I am the best man so in time-honoured tradition, I will now do my best to give Paul the most uncomfortable five minutes of his life. For the record, the most uncomfortable five minutes of Linda's life will becoming later on this evening, courtesy of Paul.";
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if (line == 305) {
var newtitle = "Conservative icebreaker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 79 examples";
var newexample = "Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. My name is Jason and I'm the Best Man. As they were speaking just now, it struck me how much Paul and his new father-in-law now have in common. After all, it's the first time in 25 years that Alan has been able to speak for 10 minutes without interruption from the women in his family. And it'll be the last time in 25 years that Paul gets to do the same. So I sincerely hope he treasures this moment.";
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if (line == 244) {
var newtitle = "Cocky icebreaker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 35 examples";
var newexample = "Now, before I start, the hotel manger has asked me to request that, for reasons of health and safety, none of you get up on top of the chairs and tables during my standing ovation.";
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if (line == 310) {
var newtitle = "Alternative icebreaker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 32 examples";
var newexample = "Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. On behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank Paul for his kind words. I have to say they were absolutely wonderful and did an excellent job today - the bridesmaids, that is, not the words.";
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if (line == 309) {
var newtitle = "Icebreaker to avoid"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 22 examples";
var newexample = "First of all, on behalf of the bridesmaids, I'd like to thank Paul for his kind sentiments. And I think everybody would agree with him that they both look gorgeous and have done a splendid job in making today a very emotional event. Look - even the cake is in tiers!";
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if (line == 26) {
var newtitle = "Nervous best man"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 46 examples";
var newexample = "Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. I would first like to thank you all for coming today and helping to make Paul and Linda's wedding such a memorable and special occasion. Personally, I wish you'd all stayed at home and made my job less nerve wracking.";
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if (line == 64) {
var newtitle = "Brother to groom"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 16 examples";
var newexample = "Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - Today, I feel like I’m gaining a new sister and losing a brother. It is such a mix of emotions: happiness, joy… relief!";
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if (line == 80) {
var newtitle = "Groom was your best man"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = "Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Jason and as you probably know, I am acting as Paul's Best Man. However, what you probably don't know is that Paul was the Best Man at my wedding. So I should warn you now that the pay back is going to be brutal.";
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if (line == 245) {
var newtitle = "Second time as best man"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = "Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - The last time I did a wedding speech the audience enjoyed it so much that when I sat down, they said it was the best thing I’d ever done.";
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if (line == 66) {
var newtitle = "Two best man"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you can see there are two Best Men. So why does it take two of us to describe the Groom? Well, as the man in Moss Bros said, 'There's a lot to fit in'.";
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if (line == 280) {
var newtitle = "Female best man"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. For those of you that don't know me, my name is Carly and I’m Paul’s best man. That’s right, I’m a woman. Now, according to Linda, the reason I’m stood up here in the role of best man is because none of Paul’s male friends could be trusted to look after the wedding rings and do this speech without swearing ….[pause]….. or mentioning the phrase ‘sheep ring’ – whatever that’s supposed to mean!";
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if (line == 28) {
var newtitle = "Church service"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 28 examples";
var newexample = "I think you'd all agree, it was a great service this morning. Mind you, those vows were interesting - Paul said, 'I do', to which Linda said, 'You'd better'.";
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if (line == 27) {
var newtitle = "Traditional outfits"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 31 examples";
var newexample = "What about the bride then, ladies and gentlemen? How wonderful she looks today. And Paul has scrubbed up quite nicely too – it’s amazing what a flannel and a bar of soap can do. But it’s a bit rude of him to have copied my outfit eh!";
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if (line == 307) {
var newtitle = "Scottish dress"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 10 examples";
var newexample = "Just in case the bridesmaids were wondering, nothing is worn under my kilt – in fact, I’d go a step further and say everything is in perfect working order.";
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if (line == 25) {
var newtitle = "Traditional reception"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 29 examples";
var newexample = "Quite clearly, no expense has been spared in creating this wonderful occasion for us all to enjoy. And by the way, please don't worry if you hear any unusual noises during the speeches - it's only Paul's wallet groaning in agony.";
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if (line == 161) {
var newtitle = "Marquee"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Osama bin Laden’s West Sussex time share.";
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if (line == 62) {
var newtitle = "Castle"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "What a venue! I can well understand why Paul and Linda decided that this was the place for their wedding – packed full of history and romance. In fact, right in the corner of the Keep there’s an old underground escape passage that takes you right out of the castle… its true! It’s the corner Linda was repeatedly glancing at during the ceremony.";
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if (line == 302) {
var newtitle = "Bridesmaids"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 35 examples";
var newexample = "I would like to start by thanking Paul on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'.";
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if (line == 111) {
var newtitle = "Ushers"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = "I should thank the ushers, Dan and Mark, for doing what was expected of them. No more, no less. The main thing is they turned up. I guess it was too much to ask that they turn up sober.";
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if (line == 61) {
var newtitle = "Pageboys"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 5 examples";
var newexample = "I think the page boy, Andrew, deserves a special mention for doing such a great job today without really understanding what was going on. He did ask though if I could say a few words on his behalf, so here goes: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, although I am only 4 and a half, I can already drink my Uncle Paul under the table. So if anyone fancies buying me a cold one, in the interests of licensing laws, I would be grateful if you would send it to me care of the best man, Jason.’";
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if (line == 327) {
var newtitle = "Anxious moments"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 15 examples";
var newexample = "In the run-up to today, Paul and Linda had a bit of an issue with the seating plan, because they really couldn’t decide who to put where. So as best man, I offered to step in and help work something out. What we finally decided was to use the wedding present list, and put those who bought the biggest items nearest the front, and work it back from there. So if they can hear me at the back there, thank you to Tony and Sue for the oven glove.";
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if (line == 60) {
var newtitle = "Wedding gifts"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 79 examples";
var newexample = "I’ve been asked to thank everyone on behalf of Paul and Linda for the wedding presents you’ve so generously donated. For a wedding gift I wanted to give Paul something he genuinely needed, but it’s such a struggle figuring out how to wrap up a bath.";
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if (line == 313) {
var newtitle = "Good/bad weather"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 13 examples";
var newexample = "The happy couple have picked a beautiful sunny day to get married. It’s perhaps a little too hot for me in this suit though, but at least I now know how Chewbacca felt filming those desert scenes in Star Wars.";
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if (line == 67) {
var newtitle = "No bridesmaids"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "Ladies and gentlemen, to begin my speech I would have liked to have thanked Paul, on behalf of the Bridesmaids, for his kind words. But as you probably noticed, Paul said no such words because there are no Bridesmaids. As this could well be the one time in my life that I'm Best Man, the fact that there are no Bridesmaids is a big blow for me - or not, as the case may be.";
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if (line == 30) {
var newtitle = "Horror & honour"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 77 examples";
var newexample = "When Paul asked me to be his best man, I naturally had many questions. What had I done to bestowed with such an honour? Had someone else refused - or had all his other friends left the country? And, more important than all of those, could I myself refuse and still get an invitation to consume loads of free alcohol? It was a risk I was unwilling to take.";
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if (line == 31) {
var newtitle = "Duties & responsibilities"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 39 examples";
var newexample = "I feel that I’ve done my duty well so far today, all things considered. I delivered a sober groom to the church on time, provided the rings on cue, and as I give this speech now, I don’t think I’m going to offend or embarrass anyone - apart from Paul, of course. But after this, there still remains one final duty that Linda reminded me about a little earlier. My final duty today will be to dance with the bride, after the groom, her father, and her father-in-law. Linda, that will be my pleasure, but I’m afraid that I draw the line at dancing with Paul, Andrew and Neil. Although they do look nice in those suits!";
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if (line == 32) {
var newtitle = "Preparing the speech"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 48 examples";
var newexample = "When it came to writing this speech I wasn’t short of material. Although most of it I’ve had to edit, throw away, burn or hand over to the police to help them with their enquiries. So this is what’s left over.";
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if (line == 6) {
var newtitle = "The stag party"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 66 examples";
var newexample = "As far as the stag night went, I can assure you Linda that Paul’s conscience is clean … well, it should be clean – because he never used it.";
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if (line == 7) {
var newtitle = "Cueing the character assassination";
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 51 examples";
var newexample = " We have now reached that pivotal moment in the speech where I am meant – in good taste – to put the groom down. So, minus the good taste, I'll proceed ";
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if (line == 303) {
var newtitle = "Introducing your subject ";
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 68 examples";
var newexample = "There are some stories you can tell at a wedding and then there are others that might be interesting to tell, but can't really be told. The ones that Paul invented about himself for the Reader's Letters section of Razzle would be a perfect example.";
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if (line == 33) {
var newtitle = "How you met & first impressions"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 68 examples";
var newexample = "My first impression of Paul was a guy with a really distinctive sense of fashion style and, being young and impressionable, I started to copy him in the sorts of things he used to wear - until my mother grounded me for taking clothes from her wardrobe.";
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var newtitle = "How long you have know each other "; 
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var newexample = "I've known Paul for many years and in some ways you could say I've been a father figure to him. I watched him drink from a bottle, I watched him stagger around naked, I watched him crawl, I've dressed and undressed him, cleaned up after him and that was only last night!";
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var newtitle = "How your friendship developed"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and I grew up in the same road, and some of our childhood highlights were playing cowboys. Everybody's porch down the street fulfilled a different function. Mine was the bank and, tellingly, I now work for Lloyds. And yes, that's right - Paul's porch was the saloon";
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var newtitle = "Your regard for groom"; 
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var newexample = "As far as our friendship goes, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Paul and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me. And that’s the way it goes – nothing doing.";
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var newtitle = "Reaction to groom marrying"; 
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var newexample = "I believe that marriage is a wonderful thing for Paul. It will teach him loyalty, self-restraint and control. And it will develop in him a sense of responsibility, fair play and so many other qualities he wouldn't need if he had just stayed single.";
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var newtitle = "Brother"; 
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var newexample = "It hasn’t always been easy growing up in the footsteps of an older, competitive and successful brother – the one who was stronger, could run faster, watch TV later – all that sort of thing. But I have learnt a great deal from it, and not just from observing Paul’s successes. And a key advantage of this, in our teenage years, was that by observing Paul I was able to avoid some truly terrible haircuts.  ";
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var newtitle = "Childhood friend"; 
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var newexample = "I've known Paul for the best part of 23 years now and of course there are plenty of things I could tell you about what we were like as kids. Unfortunately, I did consult my solicitor and he tells me that we could still face prosecution, so maybe not!";
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var newtitle = "School friend"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and I met at school many years ago. In those days, he shone as a personality, rather than as an academic achiever. I know he won't mind me saying that, because he never tried to hide his limitations. In fact, it was all a bit of a joke to him – and it was a joke to the teachers as well.";
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var newtitle = "Teenage friends"; 
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var newexample = "We went through a lot together in our teens, Paul and I - Skoll lager, shell suits, dodgy cars, dodgy haircuts. And Paul also went through a ‘solo’ porno mag stage.";
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var newtitle = "University/college friend"; 
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var newexample = "I have known Paul for six years, since we started university together. During this time he has been a source of great companionship, many enjoyable nights out, and occasionally some very high scoring coursework.  ";
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var newtitle = "Twenties friends"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and I were pretty inseparable throughout our 20s, and spent a fair amount of time going out at the weekend. We would normally end up in the disco, where Paul was debonair, poised and elegant. He wasn't particularly dressed well and his haircut wasn’t particularly great, but Paul didn't need those standbys - he could dance like no one else. Or should I say, nobody else could dance like Paul. Although many broke legs trying.";
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var newtitle = "House mate"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 43 examples";
var newexample = "Compared to when I shared a house with Paul, his level of domesticity has greatly improved – he now actually knows where the kitchen is and also what the various mysterious objects contained within it actually do. Previously, his cooking skills amounted to the touch of the button on his phone’s speed dial and a 45 minute wait.";
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var newtitle = "Work friend"; 
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var newexample = "I haven’t known Paul for all that long. Unlike many of the best men you’ve probably encountered over the years – who were either old school friends or childhood friends of the groom – Paul and I actually met about six years ago when we were working for the same company. ";
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var newtitle = "Old friends"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 54 examples";
var newexample = "Paul is my oldest friend and I’m convinced that without his guiding hand while we were growing up I would have been half the man I am today… and certainly twice as popular.";
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var newtitle = "Recent friends"; 
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var newexample = "Unlike many of the best men you’ve probably encountered over the years – who were either old school friends or childhood friends of the groom – Paul and I actually met about six years ago. So not knowing an awful lot about his past, I made enquiries – at his local police station. I thought that would be a good place to start digging for dirt. But they had nothing to say… except that he was the perfect guest whenever he stayed over.";
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if (line == 241) {
var newtitle = "Sports team friends"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and I became friends when he joined my Sunday morning football team, and almost instantly he began boasting about all the trials he had as a schoolboy and if it hadn’t have been for a toe injury he would have made pro. However, while investigating his past I made a visit to his old school where I found his PE teacher, Mr Oakley, who claimed to remember Paul. ‘Yes, I remember Wilson - a chubby lad with unusually small genitalia and no footballing ability.";
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if (line == 332) {
var newtitle = "Brother of bride"; 
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var newexample = "Of course, I’ve known Linda much longer than I’ve known Paul, but I have been sternly warned not to delve into any of her terrible past relationships, her horrible pre- and post-teen attitude, her early problems with alcohol and the short spell she spent in a Singapore jail for drug trafficking. Instead, all I’ll say is that, as I have seen her grow up, she has become a lovely, independent, very straightforward person who I know I could trust with anything, even Paul. So it is an honour to be here today, not just for Paul, but also for my sister.";
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var newexample = "Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I must admit, I am more nervous about being best man than I was as the bridegroom at my own wedding. Maybe it’s because I have been married thirty years and I know what my son’s letting himself in for!";
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var newtitle = "Son"; 
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var newexample = "My father has many close friends so I was surprised when he asked me to be his best man. But on reflection, I think he was swayed by the fact that I know very little about the first thirty years of his life, which therefore puts some rather embarrassing stories out of reach. Or so he thought.";
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if (line == 39) {
var newtitle = "How they met & first impressions"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and Linda met in a very, very romantic location - the Hypodrome nightclub in Exeter. This place is renowned for being the hangout of drunk wide boys and white stiletto girls, so it was pure coincidence that they met on that fateful night.  ";
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var newtitle = "Start of the romance"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and Linda began their relationship like many young lovebirds, by spending almost every moment together - during which time Linda tried to decide if she could do any better";
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if (line == 207) {
var newtitle = "Falling in love "; 
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var newexample = "I've never thought of Paul as the type to go in for all that lovie-dovie romantic stuff, and I'm sure all his friends and work colleagues here today would describe him as a bit of a lad - a man's man. Well, I was shocked - shocked to learn that Paul has a habit of leaving things around the house for Linda to find. No, not dirty socks or empty beer cans, but 'I love you' notes. In fact, it's a habit that has spread beyond the house and to the car when, one frosty morning last winter, he scraped in the ice on Linda's car windscreen, 'I love you', so that she would find it in the morning on the way to work. Isn't that cute? But the one that really choked me up - the one that really made me blink back the tears - was the time that Linda found the words 'I love you' written on the last sheet of toilet paper in the bathroom. Now Paul, that's a trick that's really best done with a Rolo - as demonstrated by what Linda apparently did with that sheet of paper once she'd read it.";
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var newtitle = "Meeting the inlaws"; 
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var newexample = "Following the tradition, before they announced their engagement Paul went to ask Linda's father for her hand in marriage. He said that it was fine by him, providing Paul took the hand that for the last 20 years had spent most of it's time in his wallet!";
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if (line == 41) {
var newtitle = "Marriage proposal"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 29 examples";
var newexample = "From what I’ve heard Linda’s father seemed quite pleased when Paul asked if he could marry his daughter. He didn’t say yes right away though. He asked Paul to leave his name and phone number and said he'd give him a call if nothing better turned up";
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if (line == 206) {
var newtitle = "What they see in each other "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 30 examples";
var newexample = "I think the one quality Linda admires most in Paul is his spirit … as it gives her something she can regularly break";
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if (line == 209) {
var newtitle = "How they get on together"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 38 examples";
var newexample = "Paul and Linda complement each other very well. Linda is ambitious, industrious, highly-motivated and loves a challenge. And Paul is that challenge";
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if (line == 210) {
var newtitle = "How groom has changed"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 24 examples";
var newexample = "The pre-Linda version of Paul is not actually that different to the present version – both have been described as arrogant, tight-fisted and, on the whole, pretty miserable. And let's face it, his mother should know.";
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if (line == 42) {
var newtitle = "Aspirations for married life"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 14 examples";
var newexample = "I was talking to Paul about what he wanted from his marriage, and he said: 'Well, I want to be a model husband. I want to be a model citizen.' And he added, with a large grin, that he also wanted to be a model lover. Being the naive chap that I am, I looked up ‘model’ in the dictionary, and found it to be ‘a small, miniature replica of the real thing’.";
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if (line == 12) {
var newtitle = "To the bride"; 
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var newexample = "I would like to say that I have a lot of admiration for Linda. She met Paul during his ‘colt’ years, and has dealt with most of his flaws. She’s a beautiful lady, and an even more gorgeous bride. I hope Paul realizes just how lucky he is. But I still don’t know how he got her to say yes because all she seems to say now is “No! Paul, no!”";
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if (line == 44) {
var newtitle = "to the happy couple"; 
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var newexample = "These two are united now in married bliss, and it’s obvious they make each other happy. She’s a great girl and he’s a great lad. Admittedly, as I explained, he has a few faults, but at least he makes the most of the ones he has.";
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if (line == 13) {
var newtitle = "to the groom"; 
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var newexample = "Before I offer up the final toast I’d like to say that Paul’s been a great friend to me over the five years I’ve known him and there are many things I admire about him. He is the most level-headed man I know and, along with his generosity and determination, there is one other thing that stands out, and that is his appreciation of quality. And today, Paul, you’ve really surpassed yourself. You have found a lady of true quality in Linda. It’s been an honour and a privilege to be your best man today and I hope that one day I’ll be asking you to return the same honour to me. Because lets face it, I've got even less friends than you.";
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if (line == 43) {
var newtitle = "Warning"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 73 examples";
var newexample = "Earlier this morning I had a little chat with Linda about marriage and how her life is going to change. I spoke about the hours in front of the kitchen sink, the washing of socks, unpaid secretary, social organiser, babysitter, cook, etc. No need to thank me now Paul, but for the first couple of months Linda said she’d be willing to help you out.";
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if (line == 15) {
var newtitle = "Advice"; 
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var newexample = "Paul and Linda, I don't feel I can stand up here and commit you to married bliss without offering you this one crucial piece of guidance for the years ahead - the remote control is Paul's, and Paul's alone!  ";
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var newtitle = "Honeymoon planned"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 39 examples";
var newexample = "I’d like to wish you a very happy marriage, and I hope you have a great honeymoon, which I’m told is that brief period between 'I do' and 'You’d better.";
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if (line == 290) {
var newtitle = "Disco to follow"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 10 examples";
var newexample = "I’m looking forward to the disco this evening, it will be great to see Paul back on the dance floor partying like it was 1989 – quite literally. Rarely has anyone hit the dance floor with such little regard for style, rhythm and the presence of other people’s feet.";
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if (line == 19) {
var newtitle = "Humorous finish"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 75 examples";
var newexample = "To bring things to a conclusion, I'd like to thank you all for your attention. And let me just say that if you've enjoyed listening to this speech as much as I've enjoyed making it, then all I can do is offer my sincere apologies.";
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if (line == 214) {
var newtitle = "Sincere finish"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 44 examples";
var newexample = "There are not many best men who can describe both the groom and the bride as true friends, but in that I'm lucky. It is an honour, albeit a most terrifying one, to have been asked to be the best man here today. But I do feel a certain relief to see the end of my duties in sight, as I'm totally certain that Paul will never have any need to ask me to be his best man again.";
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if (line == 18) {
var newtitle = "Witty telegrams"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 35 examples";
var newexample = "Unfortunately, not everybody could make it today, including Paul's mates from football. They have, however, sent a message of goodwill:‘We've found Paul to be useless in every position. Hope Linda has more luck. Congratulations!’";
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var newtitle = "Poems"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 16 examples";
var newexample = "Before I finish, I'd like to leave Linda with the words of this poem: If you love something, set it free, If it comes back, it was yours, and always will be, If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with, If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses the telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.";
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if (line == 47) {
var newtitle = "Humorous best man's toast"; 
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var newexample = "There are obviously two very important people here today, without whom very little of this would have been possible. And the great thing is that as the evening progresses, most of us will get to spend more and more time talking with them. So please join me in a very special toast – to the bar staff";
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var newtitle = "Sincere best man's toast"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 46 examples";
var newexample = "I started planning this speech six months ago, and you must feel like I have been delivering it equally as long, but now it gives me immense pleasure, not to mention relief, to invite you all to stand and raise your glasses in a toast to Paul and Linda.";
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if (line == 324) {
var newtitle = "Irish blessing"; 
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var newexample = "And so with the important questions settled, all that’s left to do is offer a toast. Paul and Linda, you’re among friends who want the very best for you both and we wish you all the happiness in the world. So here’s to you, here’s to your future, and here’s to the best thing you ever did! Congratulations, and in the words of the old Irish toast, may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward";
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var newtitle = "Date hook"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 65 examples";
var newexample = "It's customary that the best man's speech contains a history lesson involving some major event that took place on the groom's birthday. Well, for those of you that don't know, Paul's birthday is on July 4th. Now, I'm no historian but I did find one event that took place on that day - US independence. And, on a related note, July 27th is the day Paul lost his independence.";
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var newtitle = "Name hook"; 
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var newexample = "It's my job to compliment the beautiful bride and also to say something profound about Robin. The first part is easy. Sarah-Jane, you look stunning and Robin is a very lucky man. I looked up the meanings of Sarah-Jane's name and discovered that Sarah means ‘princess’ and Jane means ‘gracious’, which seems particularly appropriate for this occasion. I looked up the name Robin and discovered that it’s a small brown European bird";
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var newtitle = "Horescope hook"; 
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var newexample = "So what does the future hold for the happy couple? Is it really written in the stars? Well, I had a look.Linda, your ruling star is Venus. This forecasts you to have a spectacular start to the summer for your love life. With house moves a distinct possibility. Paul, your Venus is moving into Uranus. This forecasts major jobs around the home requiring concerted effort being best left until after August. Or when ever is convenient.";
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var newtitle = "Cueing a story"; 
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var newexample = "I want to tell you a story, because I think it sums up quite nicely the kind of man Linda has married";
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var newtitle = "Speech pranks"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 25 examples";
var newexample = "I have here a receipt from Linda’s father that Paul’s been asked to sign [Produce note]. It reads:‘Received one daughter in perfect condition, fully guaranteed and warranted. Keep topped up with expensive jewellery and lubricate with vintage cider. Comes complete with all optional extras’ - my personal favourite is the nurses uniform. Not to be outdone, Paul’s father has a receipt for Linda to sign [Produce note]. It reads:‘Received one son, sold as seen, no refund under any circumstances. De-hydrates easily, top up regularly with beer.’";
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var newtitle = "Wedding postponed / breakup"; 
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var newexample = "At this point I’d like to congratulate the happy couple and say how happy I am they eventually got back together despite being apart for a short time. Linda always said that they’d get back together and, as Paul will testify, Linda is always right.";
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var newtitle = "Long engagement"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 7 examples";
var newexample = "You might be wondering why Paul and Linda have had such a long engagement, I know I have been. I can only assume Linda was using the time to find out if she good do any better.";
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var newtitle = "Children"; 
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var newexample = "I can reveal a great secret to you today. I know what made Paul fall in love with Linda. It wasn’t her gorgeous good looks, her kind nature, or her fantastic pay packet. No, it was the day he caught her playing football with his son Stuart. When someone is that great a mother, you just know they’ll be a wonderful wife.";
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var newtitle = "Previously married"; 
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var newexample = "All marriages are special occasions but a second marriage is a doubly precious time because you do not take everything for granted. You realise how very lucky you are to be given another chance to be happy, and appreciate the blessing you have received in finding a soul mate and companion you can trust. It is a time of renewed hope.";
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if (line == 247) {
var newtitle = "Joke fails"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 11 examples";
var newexample = "I was running that gag in for another best man. I’ll tell him to bin it.";
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if (line == 54) {
var newtitle = "No or faulty microphone "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "First of all, I did ask for a microphone but was told one wasn’t available. So if you can't hear me at the back, the silence from the people at the front should re assure you that you're not missing out on anything.";
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var newtitle = "Lost speech"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "Ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not I've actually lost my speech. This usually only happens after eight pints of Stella.";
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var newtitle = "Unexpected noise"; 
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var newexample = "Glass smashes: I’m pleased you’re having such a smashing time. Please save your applause until I’ve finished. Yeh, I didn’t like the wine either.";
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var newtitle = "Dodgy haircut"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 16 examples";
var newexample = "Paul's been suffering from a terrible headache all day. He was going for the wet hair look and the toilet seat fell down.";
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var newtitle = "Bald"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 18 examples";
var newexample = "At the bride's request, yesterday Paul and I paid a visit to the barbers … me for a haircut, Paul for a chat.";
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var newtitle = "Fat"; 
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var newexample = "Some single people think that marriage will limit them or hold them back. But look at Paul and Linda today, and you see two people who have expanded and flourished in every way since they got together. Admittedly, Paul had already expanded before he met Linda";
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var newtitle = "Skinny"; 
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var newexample = "Paul looks ever so thin these days. Maybe it's the stress from organising the wedding. But wearing that black suit doesn't help. When they get the wedding photos back people will wonder why there's one of Linda with a rolled up umbrella";
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var newtitle = "Facial hair"; 
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var newexample = "Apparently Linda's crazy about Paul's moustache … she can kiss him and brush her teeth at the same time";
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if (line == 157) {
var newtitle = "Earring / big ears"; 
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var newexample = "I believe that men with pierced ears are better suited for marriage. For they know what it feels like to buy jewelry and experience pain.";
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if (line == 337) {
var newtitle = "Short"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "I have known Paul since he was knee-high - no, I have not just met him in the bar";
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if (line == 136) {
var newtitle = "Accountant"; 
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var newexample = "I don't really want to make too many accountant jokes tonight … I think the facts speak for themselves. In any case, I don't think it's valid to bunch all accountants into stereotypes … Paul, for example, is a monotype!";
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if (line == 271) {
var newtitle = "Actor"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "When an accomplished actor like Paul realises he is going to have a speaking part in the wedding ceremony he jumps at the opportunity. Alas, being the best man at an actor's wedding is like trying to direct an actor who wants to direct. At the wedding rehearsal we got the video camera out and Paul said, 'To do or not to do …' Then asked who was the understudy.";
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if (line == 274) {
var newtitle = "Advertising / Marketing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "Since Paul started working in the advertising business he's been looking a lot fitter … every lunch hour he's out searching for another job.";
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if (line == 153) {
var newtitle = "Army / Police"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 7 examples";
var newexample = "Paul and Linda share the same core values and I am sure their relationship will continue to grow. Paul told me that he thinks of Linda often when he is away from her…. especially on Police duty when he handcuffs somebody. I'm not sure what that means but I know that no other woman has ever made such an impression";
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if (line == 160) {
var newtitle = "Banking"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = "I should tell you that this speech comes with its own Government health warning. It contains shocking revelations and may cause panic to those of a nervous disposition. Also, like the stocks Paul advises his clients to invest in, his reputation may go DOWN as well as UP.";
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if (line == 252) {
var newtitle = "Builder / Architect"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "You all know that Paul is a builder, but what you probably don't know is that he is also an excellent story-teller. When he tells a customer that he'll be there at eight it's more likely that he'll turn up at ten. So earlier, when Paul gave us that speech, I was mighty impressed that he finished it on the same day he started it";
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if (line == 288) {
var newtitle = "Butcher / Baker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "Paul is an extremely efficient butcher and I've only known him once to get behind in his orders … and that was when he backed into the bacon slicer";
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if (line == 328) {
var newtitle = "Civil Servant"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "Paul enjoys working for the Civil Service. He favours the innovations that allow employees more latitude, such as flexi-time, where he can work over on one day and leave early on the next. Paul's calculated that if he worked through his tea breaks for the next two years he'd be able to retire when he was 35. He also enjoys the social side. He plays darts, snooker and squash, there's an amateur dramatics society he also get involved with … plenty to keep him occupied until it's time to go home";
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if (line == 335) {
var newtitle = "Computers / IT"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "I've noticed one subtle change in Paul since he started work in the computer business. He now refers to using the bathroom as downloading";
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if (line == 289) {
var newtitle = "Consultant"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "Paul told me once that his greatest achievement as a consultant was saving a client almost enough money to pay his fee";
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if (line == 180) {
var newtitle = "Designer"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "Paul was a quiet child, often content to sit for hours with some paper and crayons. By the age of 13, somebody told him he could earn a living getting paid for colouring in, and so he decided his future lay in graphics";
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if (line == 179) {
var newtitle = "Engineer / Technician"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "Even as a kid, Paul showed signs that he was destined to become an engineer. His parents tell me he used to start every sentence with 'what if'. Funny that, because when ever we were at school discos as teenagers, I always remember him saying, 'if only'. His dad went on to tell me that when he was thirteen, he was convinced he could build a phaser from the electric garage door opener and his camera's flash attachment. Paul isn't so ambitious these days, but the blinking 12:00 on someone's video recorder still draws him in like a tractor beam to fix it";
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if (line == 258) {
var newtitle = "Dry cleaner"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "I admire Paul's determination to be his own boss and he's making a real impact. Just think back to before he opened his dry cleaning business, the people of Horley had to tear their own buttons off";
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if (line == 137) {
var newtitle = "Estate agent"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "I first met Paul at Scouts nearly 20 years ago. If I remember correctly, even at that early age Paul was a sharp dresser with hair preened to perfection and had an unhealthy obsession with gold jewellery. It could mean only one thing, Paul was already becoming an ESTATE AGENT";
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if (line == 253) {
var newtitle = "Factory worker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "On leaving school Paul got a job at Blackwood Construction. He was told by his employers that being the newest recruit he would be expected to make the tea. Paul didn't mind, and anyway, he was excited at the prospect of being trained to drive a forklift truck - apparently the teapot was that big!";
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if (line == 261) {
var newtitle = "Farmer"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "Paul's success as a farmer is down to the way he protects his crops. He once built a scarecrow that was so intimidating not only did the crows stop stealing his corn, they even brought back the stuff they stole the previous year.";
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if (line == 200) {
var newtitle = "Gardening"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "After a brief and unsuccessful spell as a rent boy, Paul set up a rather suspect gardening firm with a certain Mr Ross. Unsurprisingly, their unorthodox techniques didn't always catch on with some of the highbrow clients they were attempting to con - sorry, I meant court. For some reason, a battered old Ford van and two rakes just aren't good enough for some people";
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if (line == 257) {
var newtitle = "Hairdresser"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "For a short time Paul worked as a barber. He gave a lousy haircut, but he new all the latest stories";
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if (line == 213) {
var newtitle = "Insurance / Financial Advisor"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "It just occurred to me as Paul was delivering his speech that today must be the first time he has stood up in front of as many people and not sent them to sleep talking about pension schemes";
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if (line == 273) {
var newtitle = "Journalist / Writer"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "Paul thinks he's doing really well as a journalist. And I suppose he must be. His boss just bought him another dictionary";
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if (line == 215) {
var newtitle = "Lawyer"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 6 examples";
var newexample = "After finishing university Paul became a lawyer … and the many friends he made their became useful members of society, like me!";
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if (line == 269) {
var newtitle = "Leisure Center"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "During the school holidays Paul worked as a life guard at the local swimming baths. I remember him gaining fame when he rescued a child from the deep end of the pool. I also remember him rescuing a blonde lady and giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. She wasn't actually drowning; in fact, she worked on reception";
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if (line == 155) {
var newtitle = "Management / Executive"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 11 examples";
var newexample = "Paul told me that the secret to good management is, never put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do today, especially if you want it done yesterday. And this was his approach to wooing Linda. The day after Paul met her he got his good mate Richard Potter to tell her he fancied her. The rest is history";
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if (line == 178) {
var newtitle = "Mechanic"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "Now over the years, many of Paul's friends - me included - have all had their cars serviced by Paul Wilson. Indeed, Paul himself penned the now infamous slogan 'Why go out to town, when you can be done at Wilson's?'. Well why indeed, and done we usually were. Although to be fair, you always knew your car was in safe hands when you dropped it off with Paul. You just had to make sure he was wearing his suit and not his overalls.";
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if (line == 256) {
var newtitle = "Medical Professional"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 6 examples";
var newexample = "In the dress rehearsal when Linda held out her finger for the ring, Paul took her pulse";
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if (line == 292) {
var newtitle = "Pilot / Airline"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "After excelling at college, Paul applied to British Airways for a position on their pilot training programme. He was accepted, and for the last fours years he's been flying BA planes all over Europe. However, I've been told that as a learner pilot he found it a real struggle to land the planes, always stopping just short of the end of the runway, narrowly avoiding serious incidents. For a long time, he couldn't understand it, because to him the runways were too short. But not only that, they were incredibly wide";
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if (line == 211) {
var newtitle = "Post office"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "When Paul started working at the post office, he was uneasy with the concept that if a letter is too heavy, you have to put more stamps on it";
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if (line == 159) {
var newtitle = "Pub / Off License"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 5 examples";
var newexample = "There is no better way of pointing people in the right direction to view Paul's worth and popularity than via his previous vocation… as a pub landlord!";
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if (line == 158) {
var newtitle = "Retail"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "After graduating from university, Paul decided to move back to the West Country and start work at Somerfield. Paul is now the most qualified person at putting beans on shelves and he is a dab hand at negotiating that wonky-wheeled trolley around the aisles. We all know the one";
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if (line == 287) {
var newtitle = "Self employed"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "Paul has managed to get made redundant three times in his life. After the third time he became concerned that he might be doing something wrong and took a long hard look at his attitude to work. He decided on a course of action to ensure it wouldn't happen again. He is now self-employed";
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if (line == 301) {
var newtitle = "Taxi / Cab driver"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "'It's not so much the work I enjoy,' Paul once said to me, 'but the people I run into.'";
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if (line == 133) {
var newtitle = "Teacher"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "When I asked Paul about the wedding arrangements he said, 'Oh, I'll leave all that up to you. But I do want Bells - and at least three cases of it. Well I don't know about Bells, but I work with Paul at Newton Valley Comprehensive - and I can tell you that he is certainly one of the best Teachers I know";
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if (line == 263) {
var newtitle = "Books / Reading"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "Paul is so proud of his book collection. Last week he complained to me that he now has so many that he just doesn't know what to do with them. I suggested that he tried reading them or if he hadn't done so already, colour them in";
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if (line == 228) {
var newtitle = "Bowling"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "In recent years Paul has become a keen bowler and secretly thinks he's quite good. But Linda is his biggest fan. She likes it that he's never too heavy, never short or tight, and that he is always up when required";
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if (line == 88) {
var newtitle = "Cars / Motorbikes"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 13 examples";
var newexample = "It's probably most appropriate at this point for me to talk about the one thing that Paul loves more than anything else in his life. He spends all of his time lavishing love, attention and his hard-earned money on her. For three great years, he's been happier than I have ever seen him before. And it's all down to the woman who sold him his BMW M3!";
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if (line == 232) {
var newtitle = "Computers"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "Paul first realised he was in love, with the Sony Playstation, after buying his first console in 1998. This obsession, combined with the fact that he hates to lose, naturally led to him seek out weaker opponents. So it was around this time that he invited Linda to move in. But it's actually been great to see their relationship grow since then, during the many occasions I've been round at the house as a guest - usually when Paul has just mastered his latest game";
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if (line == 184) {
var newtitle = "Cricket"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 5 examples";
var newexample = "Paul's been playing cricket ever since he was a schoolboy. And ok, so he's not the greatest batsman around, he's an inconsistent bowler, and he's not too magnanimous in victory, but he's a good fielder….or at least he would be if he could catch properly!";
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if (line == 219) {
var newtitle = "Cycling"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 1 examples";
var newexample = "As a kid, Paul was well into his bikes. He was always getting the latest model of whatever was the latest craze. This was great for me because he would generally have a spare bike for me to ride. In fact, I remember spending an entire summer riding around with great pleasure on Paul's Chopper";
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if (line == 174) {
var newtitle = "Fishing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = " I wouldn't describe what Paul does as fishing, more teaching his worm to swim";
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if (line == 163) {
var newtitle = " DIY"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 10 examples";
var newexample = "Paul is quite talented when it comes to home improvement and DIY. He's even discovered a way to hammer in nails without hitting his thumb. He gets Linda to hold the nail";
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if (line == 81) {
var newtitle = "Football"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 22 examples";
var newexample = "I think Paul's sees marriage as being very similar to his beloved football - he's totally committed, and wants to score every Saturday, change ends at half time and play away half the year. The trouble is, Linda is predicting that he's going to suffer from a serious groin injury if he does";
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if (line == 94) {
var newtitle = "Golf"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 22 examples";
var newexample = "Like all best mates, Paul and I often talked about the type of girl we'd like to marry. I remember Paul had two very important criteria. The first being, she would have to tolerate his golf obsession - which is fair enough, Paul loves golf. He sleeps, eats and breaths golf. The second being, she wouldn't be a hooker - which if you ask me, is being a little fussy. I've been out with plenty of hookers and it's not a problem. You take their wrists, get them to hold their left hand just a little higher than the right, with their thumb down here… it doesn't take long to sort out.";
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if (line == 230) {
var newtitle = "Martial arts / Boxing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = " Paul is quick to tell everyone that he is a black belt. However, if you look very closely at his certificate, it's a qualification in Origami - the martial art of paper folding";
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if (line == 135) {
var newtitle = "Motor racing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "As well as the sports that Paul has taken part in, he also developed a love of watching motor sports, with many a weekend spent at the drag racing track, from where his ambition to become a drag racer grew. Unfortunately, the closest he got to this was on his stag do when he became a drag queen";
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if (line == 140) {
var newtitle = "Music"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 22 examples";
var newexample = "Paul started his musical career in a three-piece band. And six years later they still only know the same three pieces";
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if (line == 265) {
var newtitle = "Photography"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "I saw Paul advising the photographer this morning, telling him where to stand to best capture his height … I mean light. He sees himself as a bit of professional when it come to photography. Although I'm not too sure what kind of pictures Paul takes, but I can tell you that he insists on developing them in the dark";
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if (line == 126) {
var newtitle = "Rugby"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = "He was a star sportsman too. For a time he was uncertain which way to go because he shone at cricket, at rugby and at swimming. But in the end, it was rugby that claimed his allegiance, and not only for the shared experience of communal showers after the game. It was the togetherness of tackles on the field of play that swung it!";
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if (line == 278) {
var newtitle = "Sailing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "Paul is heavily into sailing and is down at the quay most weekends. But be warned, Paul not only lies about the size of his boat, he makes people row it";
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if (line ==92) {
var newtitle = "Skiing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 7 examples";
var newexample = "To Paul, skiing is a wonderful sport that consists of wearing £1500 worth of clothes and equipment, then flying eight hundred miles in order to stand around in a bar and get wasted.";
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if (line == 330) {
var newtitle = "Snooker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "Anyone who has been in a pub with Paul will know that he excels at pool. He's even better at snooker. During one snooker competition, Paul's opponent approached the referee and asked if he could play on a different table. 'What's wrong with that one?' asked the ref. And the man said, 'Paul Wilson is playing on it.'";
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if (line == 147) {
var newtitle = "Squash"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "After a nappy-filling childhood, Paul reached the age of seven - after ten years of trying. This is when he first picked up a squash racket, the only other ball sport he's been playing for 24 years";
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if (line == 250) {
var newtitle = "Tennis"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "Paul's an extremely determined tennis player. He practices everyday by hitting a ball against his garage door. It's really improved his game, he hasn't won yet, but last week he took the door to five sets. No, Paul and Linda are both excellent tennis players - the perfect match";
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if (line == 262) {
var newtitle = "Theatre"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 5 examples";
var newexample = "Paul has always enjoyed the theatre and performing for amateur dramatic societies. I remember the day Paul told me he'd got his first part. He'd been given the role of a man who'd been married for five years. It was a great start for Paul and I was certain that if he could just keep at it, one day he'd get a speaking part";
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if (line == 144) {
var newtitle = "Travelling"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "Nobody travels as widely as this man, Paris, New York, Moscow. In fact, last Friday when I went to meet him at Heathrow, three planes landed and Paul got off all of them. But they say that every busy man should have a wife. Then he won't have to waste time in making up his own mind.";
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if (line == 183) {
var newtitle = "Watching TV"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "Paul doesn't play quite so much rugby these days, he prefers to stay in and watch the games on the telly. He'll watch anything but he loves watching the soap operas. As a matter of fact, if it weren't for Emmerdale, he wouldn't get any fresh air at all";
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if (line == 112) {
var newtitle = "Childhood"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 37 examples";
var newexample = " As a child, Paul is fondly remembered by his parents for always asking question after question. And this morning, a little of that child returned to him, as when I passed the bathroom I overheard him saying, 'Why me, Lord? Why me?";
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if (line == 113) {
var newtitle = "School"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 95 examples";
var newexample = " School reports and anecdotal evidence suggest that Paul was a unique and popular boy. His chirpy face and behaviour always brightened up his class, and it was apparently a sad day when he left St Joseph's - because the search for the new school clown began";
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if (line == 114) {
var newtitle = "Teenager"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 23 examples";
var newexample = " In his teenage years, Paul started to reveal the personality we know and love today. It was then that his mum and dad realised what sort of boy he was. Let's just say they wanted an Einstein, but got a Frankenstein";
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if (line == 123) {
var newtitle = "Twenties"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 14 examples";
var newexample = " There is one particular story from Paul's twenties that I'd love to share with you, but I'm afraid it's not suitable for this occasion. I'm sure Paul would be happy to tell it later though, but just so he knows what story you're after, I suggest you use the code word 'sheep lick' - that should jog his memory";
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var newtitle = "University / College"; 
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var newexample = " Paul attended, in the loosest possible sense of the word, Southampton University where for three years he read Engineering. According to his university peers Paul was not a particularly gifted student and nor was he keen to work hard, but his ground-breaking research on tika masala viscosity, chipatti/nan absorbency co-efficients and the fluid dynamics of snakebite and black will always be appreciated";
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if (line == 116) {
var newtitle = "Experiences with woman "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 38 examples";
var newexample = " Previous to meeting Linda, Paul hadn't had a lot of luck with the ladies. It wasn't his hair or his overbite… it was the fact that he'd worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years.";
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if (line == 116) {
var newtitle = "First job"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 50 examples";
var newexample = " Paul's work CV makes pretty impressive reading. He has worked for a number of blue chip companies: British Telecom, Shell Oil, General Motors, Natwest Bank… all of whom say he was the best tea-boy they ever had";
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if (line == 226) {
var newtitle = "Run ins with the law "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 14 examples";
var newexample = " It is customary, during the best man's speech, to tell of a law-breaking incident involving the groom. Well, Paul's only been arrested once and it was for something he didn't do. He didn't get a driving license before he started driving.";
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if (line == 196) {
var newtitle = "Fights"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = " I've only known Paul to lash out once, and it was a swift left hook dealt to a local thug who, having no idea that Paul was left handed, approached him as he sat in the passenger seat of a friend's car and made a couple of disparaging remarks. Paul beckons him over, winds down the window and wham - knocks the guy out cold. So here's a bit of a safety tip for you Linda: if you're ever out in Richmond and it looks like there's going to be trouble, stay on his right side!";
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if (line == 194) {
var newtitle = "Cubs / Scouts"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 13 examples";
var newexample = " Paul was an adventurous youngster, so it seemed logical for him to join the Cub Scouts. And like all good cubs, his aim was to get as many badges as he could. But unfortunately, at least in those days, they didn't give out badges for swearing at Akala, setting fire to tents, or peeing in your sleeping bag. Otherwise he'd havedone very well";
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if (line == 193) {
var newtitle = "Holidays / Travelling"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 21 examples";
var newexample = " My most memorable experience as a teenager was going on a two week holiday to Greece with Paul to celebrate our eighteenth birthdays. Now, I'm afraid I can't go into too much detail about that as our mum's are here, but for those of you who are interested I still have the home video, it's the one on my living room shelf with the title 'They don't love it up 'em'";
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if (line == 186) {
var newtitle = "Playing sports"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 25 examples";
var newexample = " Paul was an OK football player when he was younger, and still insists that he's pretty handy now. He always tells me when his picture appears in the local paper. Yes, there's a lot to be said about Paul Wilson and he's usually the one saying it.";
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if (line == 188) {
var newtitle = "Nights Out"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 19 examples";
var newexample = " Ladies and gentlemen, precedent dictates that I would be failing in my duty as best man if I were not to include a story involving Paul and copious amounts of alcohol. But such stories can so easily come across as juvenile and distasteful. The time that Paul failed to open the taxi-window before he was sick out of it would be a good example. And the time he did manage to open the taxi window, only to decorate the windscreen of the police car behind, would be ano";
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if (line == 240) {
var newtitle = "Nickname"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 12 examples";
var newexample = " I didn't go to the same school as Paul, so I have no idea what he was like as a pupil. But his childhood nickname, 'Playbyyourself Paul', does give us some indication of his popularity with the other kids";
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if (line == 162) {
var newtitle = "Greatest Achievement"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = " Without doubt Paul's greatest achievement is marrying Linda, who looks absolutely stunning today. You've done extremely well Paul, you've found someone who's beautiful, charming, and intelligent - and works for the local council and that's got to have its uses if you know what I mean. And Linda, you've found Paul Wilson. Whoever said marriages had to start out balanced!";
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if (line == 198) {
var newtitle = "General Acts of Stupidity"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = "The only quality Paul slightly lacks is intelligence. For example, when Linda and the girls were returning from their hen weekend we were due to pick them up from Gatwick airport. So, as you do, you ring the airport first to make sure that the flight is going to be on time, but as we didn't have the number I told Paul to phone directory enquiries, which he did. As we all know when you ring directory enquiries the person answers and says, 'DIRECTORY ENQURIES WHAT NAME IS IT PLEASE'. We are all intelligent people in this room, so what would you say if you were ringing directory enquiries to find the telephone number for Gatwick airport and the woman at the other end says what name is it please?. If we are on the same wavelength you would say, 'Gatwick Airport'. So what does Paul say? 'IT'S PAUL'.";
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if (line == 86) {
var newtitle = "Anorak / Nerd"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 12 examples";
var newexample = "Paul is very different now to the young lad he was in school, where he was a teacher's dream. He was more familiar with the Periodic Table of the Elements than dead arms, could quote scripture, said 'whom' instead of 'who' and was noticeably pleased when disruptive individuals were sent to the Headmaster's office, so that he could continue with his learning. That's all changed now, and it's hard to believe that this little boy grew up to be the same Paul Wilson that urinated over his university lecturer's bike saddle. And who crashed his car into the side of a house, ran away and called the police to report that his car had been stolen. And, worst of all, who brought a case of out-of-date Cobra Lager to my 30th birthday party.";
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if (line == 166) {
var newtitle = "Argumentative"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = " Paul argues very well. Ask any of his remaining friends. He can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of him at parties. Often, as a sign of respect, they don't even invite ";
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if (line == 146) {
var newtitle = "Arrogant"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 19 examples";
var newexample = " As I was getting dressed in my suit this morning Paul entered the room and said, 'How's my best man doing today?' I said, 'You look fine to me Paul'";
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if (line == 282) {
var newtitle = "Bad attitude to work"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 30 examples";
var newexample = " When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing. Paul is one of them.";
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if (line == 103) {
var newtitle = "Bad cook"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = " When Paul and I shared a flat together, it was his job to do the cooking and my job to go from room to room removing batteries from the smoke alarms.";
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if (line == 98) {
var newtitle = "Rubbish dancer"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 15 examples";
var newexample = " I'm looking forward to the disco this evening, it will be great to see Paul back on the dance floor partying like it was 1989 - quite literally. Rarely has anyone hit the dance floor with such little regard for style, rhythm and the presence of other people's feet";
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if (line == 189) {
var newtitle = "Bad driver"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 34 examples";
var newexample = " When he was younger, Paul was something of a conversation topic in the local area, almost eclipsing the weather as the favourite thing to chat about. It had little to do with him being interesting because, let's face it, he's not. It was actually because of his horrendous track record with cars, which has been likened to Henry VIII's track record with women";
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if (line == 96) {
var newtitle = "Bad eating habits"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 16 examples";
var newexample = " Paul's training and diet is a strict and punishing regime. He is able to mix beers, wines and spirits with considerable ease and constantly puts many of his peers to shame. In terms of refuelling, Paul's idea of a balanced diet is to have his chips in one hand and a doner kebab in the other. Naturally, the ketchup he keeps in the middle - mostly down his shirt from where he can dip his doner meat at his leisure. Both clever and very attractive, I'm sure you will agree";
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if (line == 109) {
var newtitle = "No fashion sense"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 17 examples";
var newexample = " What can I say about Paul's choice of clothing? I was amazed a few years ago to discover that Paul is not, in fact, colour blind. To quote Paul's boss, 'He wears extremely colourful clothing for a man still living as a heterosexual'";
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if (line == 143) {
var newtitle = "Bad music taste "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = " Now, I have solemnly promised not to mention in public Paul's favourite band during his 20s. However, if anyone wishes to 'Take A Chance On Me', then if you see me later, just 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!' a drink or even some 'Money, Money, Money', and I might just divulge the information.";
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if (line == 93) {
var newtitle = "Bad singer"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = " I would say that Paul sings with feeling. But if he had any feeling, he wouldn't sing at all";
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if (line == 336) {
var newtitle = "Bossy / Control freak"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = " It's not uncommon for the best man to be rather daunted by the duties he has to perform, but ever since Paul asked me I've felt pretty relaxed. Because he's so organised and a bit of a control freak, I thought that he'll sort the whole thing - the stag do, which he pretty much did, the wedding, which he and Linda have done fanatically and, of course, my speech. So come on, Paul - can I have it now, please?";
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if (line == 249) {
var newtitle = "Cautious / Worrier"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 6 examples";
var newexample = " I'm very relieved Paul was able to say his vows in church this morning. I'm not saying the groom was nervous this morning, but it took two stiff whisky's to give him the courage to open his bottle of tranquillisers.";
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if (line == 329) {
var newtitle = "Competitive"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 7 examples";
var newexample = " Having lived with the guy for a number of years I feel there are a few things Linda needs to be aware of. Firstly, Linda, never beat him in any sport. Not unless you want a tennis racquet, cricket stump, ball, pool toy or garbage bin thrown at you. I'm not saying he's a sore loser. No, you'll be the one that's sore if he loses.";
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if (line == 129) {
var newtitle = " Crooked / Law breaker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 10 examples";
var newexample = " An interesting series of events occurred in Paul's formative years. And if it's true that marriage really is an institution, then Paul should do pretty well. After all, he happens to know a lot about institutions, having spent many an evening behind bars, and under them.";
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if (line == 150) {
var newtitle = "Done nothing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 10 examples";
var newexample = " Although I've know Paul a long time, I don't have a lot to say about him because he hasn't done an awful lot. But apparently he came close to drowning once and his whole life flashed before his eyes … and he wasn't in it";
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if (line == 152) {
var newtitle = "Extravagant"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 2 examples";
var newexample = "Throughout our friendship Paul and I have spent a fortune together. Some of our money went on cars, some on drink and partying. The rest we spent foolishly. OK, so we spent a lot of money. But that was our only extravagance";
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if (line == 202) {
var newtitle = "Feminine"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = "Having spent a couple of years living with Paul, I feel it's my duty to warn Linda that he is a clean freak - in addition to being just a plain freak. Here is a man (and I use that term loosely) that would take a facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone into the shower. Once in the shower, he would wash his hair firstly with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins, and then again with cucumber and lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. After leaving this on his hair for fifteen minutes, he'd then wash his face with crushed apricot facial scrub until red raw and, to finish, he'd wash everything else with ginger nut and java cake body wash. So how do I know all this? Was I too in that shower? Well, who else do you think was going to wrap him up in a towel the size of a small African country and pop him in front of the TV while he dried?";
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if (line == 168) {
var newtitle = "Generous"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 10 examples";
var newexample = "From time to time, Paul does exhibit some outstanding qualities of character which have earned the respect of so many of us gathered here today. His sense of humour, his loyalty, and his generosity at the bar spring to mind.";
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if (line == 281) {
var newtitle = "Goody two shoes"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 6 examples";
var newexample = "Paul's so straight laced even his stag weekend passed harmlessly by without incident - well, except for one moment of madness with a Shetland pony, which Paul swears blind he was only trying to push through the fence";
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if (line == 100) {
var newtitle = "Gullible "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = " Paul wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the box at college. He thought that Ellesmere Port was a table wine, that Sheffield Wednesday was the day after Shrove Tuesday and that Alfred Hitchcock was a jockstrap";
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if (line == 132) {
var newtitle = "Hard Working"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 7 examples";
var newexample = " Nobody travels as widely as this man, Paris, New York, Moscow. In fact, last Friday when I went to meet him at Heathrow, three planes landed and Paul got off all of them. But they say that every busy man should have a wife. Then he won't have to waste time in making up his own mind.";
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if (line == 118) {
var newtitle = "Heavy Drinker"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 42 examples";
var newexample = " When Paul was studying for his masters degree he was affectionately know as the town drunk… and he lived in London.";
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if (line == 164) {
var newtitle = "Image conscious"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 16 examples";
var newexample = " It's easy to see from today that Paul, impeccably dressed, has always been an image-conscious sort of guy. In fact, he once admitted to me that his favourite forms of entertainment were TV, Playstation and mirrors - in reverse order";
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if (line == 63) {
var newtitle = "Kiss Arse / Wimp"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = " Paul has everything it takes to make this a successful marriage … a quite charm, a persuasive manner, and the ability to grovel without wrinkling his suit!";
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if (line == 148) {
var newtitle = " Know-it-all / Boring"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 14 examples";
var newexample = " Paul can talk at length about any place, subject or person. What ever the topic of conversation, he's read a magazine on it. And when he's in full flow, all I do is say 'WOW!' every now and then … it's not very clever, but it fits a yawn perfectly.";
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if (line == 176) {
var newtitle = "Laid back / Quiet"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = " don't know if you noticed, but earlier, when Linda's father toasted 'Absent Friends', Paul Wilson stood up and took a bow";
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if (line == 127) {
var newtitle = "Lazy / Couch potato"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 24 examples";
var newexample = " From what I gather, Paul has done absolutely nothing to help with the planning of this wedding. At one stage, Linda got so desperate for help she had me search him for a socket. She wondered if maybe she had to plug him in.";
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if (line == 57) {
var newtitle = "Light weight"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = " We've had many nights out over the years and there are a number of humiliating stories I could recite, but now is not the time. Suffice to say, I've never discovered the magic ingredient that makes him collapse after 3 pints.";
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if (line == 82) {
var newtitle = "Mean / Tight "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 21 examples";
var newexample = " Paul's really quite well off, but he never boasts about this. In fact, you could spend the whole night in the pub with him and not realise he has a penny to his name. I don't know if you have noticed, but Paul has had actually had his suit specially designed for today, featuring shortened arms and extra-deep pockets";
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if (line == 156) {
var newtitle = "Musical"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 21 examples";
var newexample = " Paul started his musical career in a three-piece band. And six years later they still only know the same three pieces.";
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if (line == 333) {
var newtitle = "Prankster"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 5 examples";
var newexample = " I think Paul's personality and sense of fun resulted from the games his dad played with him as a kid. He used to throw him in the air - and walk away";
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if (line == 275) {
var newtitle = "Scrounger "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 8 examples";
var newexample = " Shortly after meeting Linda Paul discovered this great way to start saving money - by spending Linda's money instead.";
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if (line == 87) {
var newtitle = "Scruffy"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 9 examples";
var newexample = " We all know Linda's a strong character, but boy are we pleased Linda has taken Paul in. Let's face it Paul, it's a brave woman who can solve your wardrobe dilemmas. Even the moths wouldn't touch your suits in the old days, and it wasn't as if they didn't have a choice what with all your court cases back then. But look at you now. Okay, you've split the soup down your shirt and you flies are undone, but I almost fancy you myself these days";
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if (line == 297) {
var newtitle = "Snores"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 4 examples";
var newexample = " Having shared a room with Paul on countless occasions, most recently on the stag weekend, I can confirm that he is the World's worst snorer. I can sleep on a clothes line when I've had a drink, but it's something else to try and sleep once Paul's at full blast. It is very difficult to describe the noise; first, it seems as if there are fifty people in the room, then you think that somebody is trying to drive an articulated lorry over them, and finally, Paul tops it all off with an impersonation of a strangled buffalo. I don't know what effect this will have on Linda!";
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if (line == 120) {
var newtitle = "Sporty"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 5 examples";
var newexample = " It may surprise you to know that Paul is very sporty. He is a superb footballer and, if it wasn't for pubs opening all day, he may very well have turned professional";
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if (line == 175) {
var newtitle = "Talkative"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 11 examples";
var newexample = " The quality that a lot of people recognise in Paul is that he has the ability to talk for hours on any subject … and days if he knows anything about it.";
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if (line == 171) {
var newtitle = "Under Achiever"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 6 examples";
var newexample = " Throughout Paul's life, whenever he has come to the end of a significant journey, whether it's finishing university, leaving a career or running a race, he's always been able to find satisfaction in the achievement. He takes a moment to look back at the ground he's covered, and he finds satisfaction in finishing fourth";
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if (line == 201) {
var newtitle = " Undomesticated"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 18 examples";
var newexample = " Living with Paul was a nightmare, and I soon realised that his omnipotent air and the nickname 'Jesus' given to him by his previous flatmates did not denote his deity-like-qualities. It was rather that when he provided any food or did any housework, it was nothing short of a miracle.";
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if (line == 276) {
var newtitle = "Unfit"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 12 examples";
var newexample = " In the lead up to the wedding Paul's been doing plenty of exercise. He was out last week four nights running.";
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if (line == 83) {
var newtitle = "Unreliable"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 14 examples";
var newexample = " It's amazing, really, that Paul ever got as far as the wedding reception. He's a terrible driver and he's never got change for the bus.";
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if (line == 85) {
var newtitle = "Unromantic"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = " Many ladies will mourn Paul's departure. He was all things to all young women - except desirable, humorous and charming.";
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if (line == 177) {
var newtitle = "Weird"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 6 examples";
var newexample = " Paul has accomplished so much in his 28 years. And if anyone ever wrote a book about him, I'm sure it would be entitled, 'Geeks can marry beauty'.";
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if (line == 199) {
var newtitle = "Womaniser"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 21 examples";
var newexample = " It was recently announced that, to coincide with Paul's marriage, they're going to be hanging his zip in the Timber Merchants Hall of Fame. Oh yes, Paul was quite a ladies man.";
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if (line == 285) {
var newtitle = "Art / Drawing"; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "The second love in Paul’s life is painting, and over the years he’s invested a lot of time in developing his unquestionable talent. Although he did tell me recently that he’d stopped painting portraits, because every time he did he’d lose a friend.";
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if (line == 121) {
var newtitle = "Baby "; 
var newdisplay = "Displaying 1 of 3 examples";
var newexample = "It shouldn’t be too hard to believe that my brother was a deeply ugly baby. So ugly in fact, that when he was born the midwife had to be restrained from slapping our parents. And come to think of it, I recall my mum suffering badly from morning sickness ……. right up until Paul’s 1st birthday.";
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if (line == 190) {
var newtitle = "Experiences with woman"; 
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var newexample = "Previous to meeting Linda, Paul hadn’t had a lot of luck with the ladies. It wasn’t his hair or his overbite… it was the fact that he’d worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years.";
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