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  1. I must confess that when Paul asked me to be his best man, I was terrified about making a speech. So first of all, I’d like to thank Mr Jack Daniels for giving me the liquid courage to get up here. For those of you don’t know Jack, he’s the main bartender – and he has a huge bottle of Famous Grouse.

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