Humorous wedding observations

If you’re wondering about my suit, it is indeed from Savile Row. It’s incredible what you’ll come across in the bins around those parts of London.

On a day like this most people would dress to impress. As you can see, I have instead chosen to do anything but. I've dressed to depress, oppress your sense of taste, and repress my own latent insecurities under a mountain of ill-fitting fabric. But it was 50% off so who cares.

If I look a little uncomfortable it's because these trousers are quite tight around the groin. I had them measured just fine, but I forgot to take into account the sixteen pairs of briefs I'd be wearing in anticipation of absolutely bricking it.