Sentimental closing lines

Paul and Linda, this room is veritably bursting with goodwill for the both of you. I know that I speak on behalf of everyone in this room, and many more besides, when I wish you the happiest of futures together.

I know both of you very well, and even I can't imagine how happy you must feel. I've never met another couple as well suited as you two. Salt and Pepper, Cheese and Onion, Ant and Dec; they all pale in comparison. You are pieces of the same puzzle, and there's no-one on this Earth who would've been a better fit.

It's a sad fact that many people settle for second best in life. You two need never experience that. I often joke that Danny is punching above his weight, but he truly does deserve someone as wonderful as Helen, and vice versa of course. You are both the kindest people I've ever met, and I'm sure the audience will join me in wishing you nothing but good times and great health for the future.