Entertaining version of bride & groom's romance

True love is something that only continues to grow over time, so Linda, rest assured that Paul’s love for you will grow steadily, and in exact proportion to his beer gut.

Some couples experience the seven-year itch, when the wheels start to come off the relationship and you both stop making an effort. I don't see that happening to these two. If anything, Paul and Anna have only become more intense as time has progressed. After seven years, I fully expect them to find them fused together at the mouth.

Erica wasn't so keen on Carl the first time they met, but as she grew to know more she began to fall deeply in love. Carl, on the other hand, knew everything about Erica from the moment they met, having relentlessly stalked her Facebook profile for the two years prior.