Golf

Like all best mates, Paul and I often talked about the type of girl we’d like to marry. I remember Paul had two very important criteria. The first being, she would have to tolerate his golf obsession - which is fair enough, Paul loves golf. He sleeps, eats and breaths golf. The second being, she wouldn’t be a hooker - which if you ask me, is being a little fussy. I’ve been out with plenty of hookers and it’s not a problem. You take their wrists, get them to hold their left hand just a little higher than the right, with their thumb down here… it doesn’t take long to sort out.