Cueing character assassination
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It is traditional at this point for the best man to extol the virtues of the bride and then introduce her to the less palatable facts of her new husband's history. With this in mind, I would like to start by addressing Paul's fondness for being called 'The Daddy'.
In time-honoured tradition I will now do my best to give Paul the most uncomfortable five minutes of his life. For the record, the most uncomfortable five minutes of Linda's life will be coming later on this evening, courtesy of Paul.