Deliver a funny telegram

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  1. As best man I’m obliged to read out any telegrams from non attendees, so if my speech seems long and boring, it’s probably their fault. So, here goes.

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  2. Just before we arrived I was given a few messages to read out from all those that a promise of free food and booze still couldn’t be convinced to leave their sofa and TV this afternoon: To Paul and Linda: ‘Best wishes on your wedding. Paul - your usual place awaits you on your return.’ From the Governor of Pentonville Prison.

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